A Sucker for Heels – Mary Kipps

As a Moravian vampire forced to attack in the nude, Victor frequently finds his intentions misunderstood and his attempts to acquire nourishment bloodless. So when his human girlfriend suggests a Caribbean cruise and he sees the brochure with pictures of all the hot well-heeled people, he is quick to agree. But it seems Victor is not the only bloodsucker to be enticed by the array of onboard dining choices.

By the author of “All in Vein,” the humorous misadventures of Victor continue on land and at sea in this new work of flash fiction episodes (though from Victor’s point of view there is little fiction involved and all flashing, for which he apologizes, is purely circumstantial).