The Corporate Kingdom: A Pseudo-Scientific Report on the Ecosystem, Habitat and Conversation Status of Select Employee Species with a Special Focus on the Critically Endangered ‘Model Employee’ – S Ramesh

In the spring of 2017, a world-wide group of experts joined hands to undertake a comprehensive assessment of the conservation status of all known species of employees.

This intrepid group dove into the murky depths of the corporate kingdom, and for over a year scoured its labyrinthine system, tracking, monitoring and observing various employee species in their natural habitats.

The group’s findings, first published in the prestigious journal Fauxréal, cover the gamut of employees from the ubiquitous ‘sleepwalkers’ to the mythical ‘principled’, with an in-depth focus on the embattled species ‘the model’.

It’s the corporate kingdom like you have never seen before (and hopefully never will).